10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from