10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim