10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.