10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth