10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.