10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.