10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow