10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Welcome to kicker school
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.