10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd