10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.