10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts