10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm