10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.