10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fold and live to fold again
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.