10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.