10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)