10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike