10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• It's Free To Fold...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth