10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers