10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.