10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer