10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.