10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP