10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.