10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz