10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977