10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.