10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.