10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio