10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.