10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth