10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT