10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.