10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death