10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery