10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel