10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.