10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha