10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Why not, when some because there are three.