10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.