10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach