10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.