10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)