10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Poker is for fat, American losers.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.