10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.