10 Random Poker Quotes

Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris