10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim