10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."