10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek