10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for loners.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.